WATASHI NO
page YOKOSO!!!!!!!!
Konicheewa Visitor-san!
This is my super sugoi Cyberspace page dedicated to preserving Ja[anese culture and anime and manga and history.
my name is OJ-sama and i am probs the biggest ecspert on japan. i hope u enjoy my page!!1
If you do not respect japan! and it's kakkoii culture then you shall be banished from this existence!
*prepares to charge beam of banishment*
(btw this list is MY own opinion, so if you send h8 towards me i will obviously just BLOCK you. and if u continue to harrass me i will have to pursue legal battles with you, i have watched many courtroom animes and law based mangas is one of my preferred genres so i have no doubt that i could take you in a court case. if u wish to settle any disputes via combat, that is also preffered as i am well versed in many combat styles. i have trained for YEARS with my katana. i have received instruction from my senpaisensei and he said that i am ready to defeat any evil foes. so with that being said, no hate on my list please)
MY TOP THREE ANIMES OF THIS YEAR
Number 3 (san)
Legends Of The Cherry Blossom Blade (also known as sakura katana no densetsu)
this anime is so exciting. it is about a sword that is infused with the power of cherry blossoms (or sakura if you will) and actuaally spoiler alert there is a curse on the blade too which makes the plot really cool. 8.5/10 suki
NUmber 2 (ni)
Help! My Alien Sister is in love with me
i rly relate to the main character. he is an unlucky guy and the world is out to get him... he can't seem to catch a break until an alien babe falls ou of the sky who turns out to be his long lost sister. and she's so so kawaii. and she also falls in love with the main character SPOILER ALERT. and in the end she dies. it's abit like when my cousin came to visit me, she was very friendly to me, but her parents didnt like it. she kissed me one time, but its not weird cuz i only met her a couple oftimes. anyway her parents sent her away so i guess u cud say my life is kinda like an anime. 9/10 sugoi desu
Number 1 (ichi)
My Kingdom Of Heroic Ninjas!!!
if anyone of you guys dislikes this show then you really dont deserve to live. how can u not like the action? this show is a perfect adaptation which takes old japanese mythology and re tells it perfectly. they are very truthful to the source material and i love how the creators clearly respect japanese culture and history nearly as much as i do. my fave character is chinsamu because he has cool ice powers and all the babes love him. kinda like me i guess hehe. 11/10 totemo sugoi!!!!!1
MY JAPAN TRAVEL TIPS YOU NEED TO KNOW
1. do NOT bow to japanese people. they will laugh at u because you are a foreigner. only japanese people, or elite foreigners like me, are allowed to bow because we know the culture and the nuances inside and out.
2. do NOT talk on the train. ONLY old japanese people and young japanese children and teenagers and also sometimes work colleagues may talk on trains.
3. do NOT wear provactive clothing. it is a disgrace to tradtional japanese society and culture. you may not wear short skirts or vests. you can only wear such articles of clothing if you are at the beach and you are having leisure time.
4. do NOT speak english when in japan. if u do, you risk tainting the japanese language and culture. japanese used to be a rich and pure language but it is slowlybecoming infected with english words and i have to blame people like you. yes YOU. you come to japan and you sully the air with your english words. the ignorance that that has, the malice that that has, the audacity that that has. I am aghast.
